Conversations between parents and their children are often extremely funny especially when overhearing strangers speaking amongst themselves. We summarised some of the funniest parent-child conversations that may have a cultural element in the level of humour.

Parent-Child Conversation while Swimming.

Mother-child conversation about swimming. 

Daughter – “Mama, Can I swim out farther in the water?”
Mother – “No, it is too dangerous, there may be sharks out there!”
Daughter – “But, Dad is swimming out there”
Mother – “That’s ok, Papa already has life insurance if he dies!”

source: Twitter (Japanese)

Parent-Child Conversation with Excellent Comedic Timing.

Mother-Son conversation about playing outside.

Son – “Mom, can I go out and play?”
Mother – “you can go out and play but you need to say “O”.
Son – “Mom, Can I go out and play? “O”. 

source: Twitter (Japanese)

Parent-Child Conversation surrounding Hello Kitty Lunch Box.

Father-son conversation heard at the mall yesterday.

Dad – “Son “don’t step on my foot so many times.”
Son – “No way.”
Dad – “If you don’t stop doing this, I will make you a Hello Kitty lunch box.”
Son – “Please don’t do it!.” (laughter)

source: Twitter (Japanese)

Other Funny Parent(s) and Children Conversations.

Father-Mother-Daughter on a train.

Mother – “Did you receive a chocolate from anyone?”
Daughter – “Yes, I did from a boy.”
Mother – “Did you say thank you to him?”
Daughter – “Well, I asked him to marry me!”
Father  (interrupting quickly) – “No”

source: Twitter (Japanese)

Mother-Daughter at a convenience store.

Daughter – “I won’t have ice cream today” “I won’t have ice cream today”.
Mother – “That’s good.”
Daughter – “Today, I will have chocolate instead.”

source: Twitter (Japanese)

On the way home, a father and his son.

Dad – “Son, do you know what a beetle is?”
Son – “Ha-Ha Ha-Ha”.(Laughing together)

source: Twitter (Japanese)

What did you think? I think that parent-child conversations are unique.